15 June 2009

A new wiping sensation

And from the Poopy Press this morning, the Comfort Wipe is the cleansing sensation that's wiping the nation!

Really, I don't see how this product improves anyone's bathroom experience. Apparently, though, one of the disadvantages of being a "big guy" is not being able to wipe properly. Screw losing weight and getting healthier -- here's a wand that let's you keep eating and pooping to your heart's content! Speaking of heart's content, the 50-something woman seems just a wee bit too excited for this wiping innovation.



In other poop news, I received this email this morning. Twitter really is the great networking tool of the 21st Century!

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